I decided to write this work of parody after I read an extremely fallacious article on the BioLogos website two years ago.
Right now I watch in agony as my mother sprays insect killer around the entire house.
If you are capable of reading this article, you are capable of memorizing an entire book of the Bible. I know this from experience.
As you may recall, I have been attending Liberty University Online for a year. Through their dual-enrollment program, it is possible to get a 70% discount and graduate from high school with an Associate’s degree.
Yesterday I went to a little store in Colfax, California called Lumenaris. I felt like I was in the modern equivalent of an inventor’s shop from the movies.
Today I had the opportunity to visit my grandma’s neighbor Lundy who is 106 years old. Later, I saw my great-grandfather who is 90.
That is what I told my Aunt today at a crafting party. It may sound strange, but it’s the truth. School teaches kids to dread learning.
Today I had the opportunity to speak to some wise and experienced brothers and sisters. One of them asked me what I planned to do after graduation.
I’m overjoyed. This blog is finally online, even after all of the struggle and confusion and seemingly aimless exploration. Let me tell you what happened.