I decided to write this work of parody after I read an extremely fallacious article on the BioLogos website two years ago.
Right now I watch in agony as my mother sprays insect killer around the entire house.
If you are capable of reading this article, you are capable of memorizing an entire book of the Bible. I know this from experience.
As you may recall, I have been attending Liberty University Online for a year. Through their dual-enrollment program, it is possible to get a 70% discount and graduate from high school with an Associate’s degree.
Often I believe the lie that one must be a full-time missionary to please God. What does the Bible say?