Script Author: Johnathan Kirsch

Description

The Bible Comedy Show invites Adam on to the stage as a special guest. Adam’s interview is mainly just Adam making jokes about his talkative wife.

Puppets Needed

• Boy Puppet: Adam
• Puppet: Interviewer
• Human* or Puppet: Show Host

What does “human” mean?

“Human” means that you could use a person in front of the stage as that actor instead of a puppet.

Tips

• To enhance this skit, you could decorate the stage curtain in the style of a game showroom, with bright-colored signs, streamers, and the like.
• The words “clapping,” “laughing,” and “music” are listed in the script so you can incorporate clapping, laughing, and theme show music sound effects.

Script

Show Host: Today we’re met by our honored guest: Adam!

Clapping

Show Host: The first man, Adam himself has agreed to a short interview at The Bible Comedy Show.

Music

Interviewer: Hello, Adam, thanks for coming here today.

Adam: Ah, yes, I needed to get away from that noisy environment.

Interviewer: Excuse me.

Adam: Oh, my home.

Interviewer: Ok? Anyway, my first question for you today is, at what time of day were you born?

Adam: Before, Eve, of course.

Laughing

Interviewer: But that’s not what I meant.

Adam: It works.

Interviewer: Next question: Why do you think God created you first?

Adam: To give me a chance to say something.

Laughing

Adam: By the way, do you know when the first radio was made?

Interviewer: No.

Adam: When God took my rib and made it into a loudspeaker.

Laughing

Interviewer: Do you consider yourself the most physically fit human of all time?

Adam: Well I am first in the human race.

Laughing

Interviewer: Adam, do you have any stories or advice for us in this age?

Adam: Well, one time Eve asked me, “Adam, do you love me.” My response was, “Who else?”

Laughing

Show Host: Thank you, everyone, for joining us on today’s Bible Comedy Show.

Clapping

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